♪ CYBERCHASE!

♪ WE'RE MOVIN' WE'RE BEATIN' HACKER AT HIS GAME ♪ DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE MOTHERBOARD ♪ WE'LL GET HIM EVERY TIME ♪ COSMIC WORLDS, FREAKY PLACES THAT WE'VE SEEN ♪ WE GOT THE POWER OF ONE TWO THREE FOUR!

♪ RUNNIN' IN A CYBERCHASE WE'LL MEET HIM FACE TO FACE ♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER, ALL THE TIME!

♪ ADVENTURES IN CYBERSPACE ♪ THE CHASE IS ON!

JUST WAIT AND C-Y-B-E-R- CHASE!

INEZ: DEAR DIARY, HALLOWEEN IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

TRICK OR TREATING IN CASTLEBLANCA, THEN ON TO MAYOR WOLFMAN'S HALLOWEEN HOWWWWLLLL!

(GIGGLES) COOL!

MY RIDE'S HERE!

WRITE MORE LATER!

(ORGAN MUSIC) HACKER: (SMUG CHUCKLING) PREPARE FOR A HEARTY SPOONFUL OF JEALOUSY, MY DEAR WICKED!

ONCE YOU LEARN WHO'S COMING TO DINNER, YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO COME BACK TO ME!

(LAUGHS) (DOORBELL RINGS) BUZZ: I'LL HAND OUT THE TREATS!

DELETE: YOU DID IT LAST TIME!

MONSTER KIDS: TRICK OR TREAT!

HOW ABOUT NEITHER?!

RED MONSTER KID: EH?

MUMMY MONSTER KID: HUH?

I DON'T WANT ANY MORE DISTRACTIONS, DIMBOTS!

BUT BOSS, IT'S HALLOWEEN.

HOW COME WE CAN'T GO TRICK OR TREATIN' LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?

FACE IT, DEEDEE, CLOSEST WE'RE GONNA COME TO HALLOWEEN IS EATING THESE LEFTOVER PUMPKIN SEEDS.

OOOH!

I LOVE PUMPY-KIN SEEDS!

DIVIDE 'EM UP, BUZZY.

BUZZ: OKAY.

ONE FOR YOU...

SOME FOR ME.

ONE FOR YOU... AND SOME MORE FOR ME.

HEY, NO FAIR!

YOU'RE GETTIN' MORE!

I'LL DIVVY 'EM UP!

NO WAY!

I'LL DIVVY 'EM!

WHOOPS!

(SPLATS) OH!

OH LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

YOU'VE DESTROYED MY DELICIOUS DESSERT!

BUZZ: ER, SORRY, BOSS.

DELETE: IT WAS BUZZY'S FAULT.

WAS NOT!

YOU DID IT!

ENOUGH!

YOU WANT TO GO TRICK OR TREATING?

GO!

AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL MY ROMANTIC RENDEZVOUS IS OVER!

(DOORBELL RINGS) HUH?

SHE'S HERE!

(HUMS IN ANTICIPATION) HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ERICA!

(HUGE GASP) HACKER?!

MAYOR?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CASTLE?!

CORRECTION, MAYOR, IT'S MY CASTLE NOW!

LET ME IN, HACKER!

THE HALLOWEEN HHHOWWWWL IS TONIGHT - HERE!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

UNGH!

HE DID IT.

HACKER: FORTUNATELY, YOU SEVEN GARGOYLES OF GRISLI WILL GIVE ME THE PRIVACY I NEED TO PULL OFF MY PLAN.

(GARGOYLES GIGGLE AS THEY COME TO LIFE) THERE!

(GARGOYLES GRUMBLE) NOW, LISTEN UP!

I WANT YOU TO KEEP THOSE TROUBLESOME TRICK OR TREATERS AWAY FROM HERE.

AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE MAYOR!

IS THAT CLEAR?

(GROWLS OF EXCITEMENT) (GLASS SHATTERS) USE THE DOOR NEXT TIME!

(KITCHEN TIMER RINGS) OH!

MY CROSTINIS ARE READY!

DIGIT: WHERE'S INEZ?

SHE'S MISSING SOME SERIOUS TRICK OR TREAT TIME!

(VORTEX WHIRS) BOTH: (GASP) INEZ!

ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO WEAR A DIFFERENT COSTUME!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE!

SO?

TWO ROCK STARS.

BIG DEAL.

MA-ATT, WEARING THE SAME COSTUME AS ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS A HALLOWEEN FASHION NO-NO!

HUH?

WHAT'S THIS?

"DEAR DIARY, I SAW JACKIE TODAY.

SHE IS SO MEAN."

INEZ: HEY!

THAT'S MY DIARY.

YOUR DIARY?

AND YOU WROTE THAT I'M SO MEAN?

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

OH, I UNDERSTAND ALL RIGHT.

YOU THINK I'M MEAN.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WROTE!

FIRST OF ALL, WHATEVER I WROTE IN HERE IS FOR ME AND ME ONLY!

YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO READ IT!

MATT: TIME OUT!

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

INEZ THINKS I'M MEAN, AND IF THAT'S THE WAY SHE FEELS... FINE!

INEZ: FINE!

MATT: NOT FINE!

POSITIVELY HUNKALICIOUS!

(LAUGHS) ENJOY THE E-MAIL, WICKED.

HA HA!

WHAT SHALL I WEAR FOR HALLOWEEN?

(POOF) PERFECT!

COMPUTER VOICE: CYBERMAIL, GORGEOUS.

OH?!

WICKED: MISS YOU?

NOT A CHANCE, YOU UNGRATEFUL BORG!

(DOORBELL RINGS) (CHUCKLES) IT'S SHOWTIME!

(GOOFY GIGGLING) ERICA RAM!

COME IN, PLEASE.

DON'T YOU LOOK STUNNING.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONDUCT THE INTERVIEW?

HEH, WHAT'S THE RUSH?

THE NIGHT IS YOUNG AND THE MOON IS FULL.

HUNGRY?

ERICA: OH, MY!

(GIGGLES) WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, HACKER?

OH...

NOTHING, OTHER THAN A DELIGHTFULLY DELICIOUS DINING EXPERIENCE.

(TEETH GLEAM) GREAT COSTUMES!

THANKS, HAROLD!

(GIGGLES) HEY, IT'S US, BUZZ AND DELETE.

OH, NO, BUZZY!

I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT YOU TOLD ME NOT TO FORGET BUT I FORGOT TO REMEMBER WHEN WE LEFT - TRICK OR TREAT BAGS.

NO BAGS, NO CANDY!

NO PROBLEM!

WE CAN DIVIDE UP MY CANDY.

I HAVE PLENTY.

DELETE: WHOA!

THAT IS A LOT.

HOW MANY PIECES DO WE EACH GET?

I'LL DIVIDE IT UP.

LET'S SEE... NO WAY, BUZZY!

I WANT THE SAME AMOUNT AS YOU, AND THAT WON'T HAPPEN THE WAY YOU DIVIDE.

I'LL DO IT!

HAROLD AND BUZZ AND DELETE AND BUZZ AND DELETE AND DELETE AND HAROLD AND DELETE AND DELETE AND BUZZ AND DELETE AND BUZZ AND DELETE AND DELETE AND BUZZ AND DELETE AND HAROLD AND DELETE!

HEY!

DELETE'S GOT MORE THAN ME!

AND I ONLY GOT THREE!

I'M NOT MEAN, DIDGE, AM I?

HOW CAN MY BEST FRIEND WRITE THAT ABOUT ME?

YOU'RE NOT MEAN, JAX.

LIGHTEN UP!

IT'S HALLOWEEN!

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN!

WHY SO GLUM, GUYS?

YOU HAVIN' HALLOWEEN TROUBLES TOO?

WE'RE TRYING TO DIVIDE UP THIS CANDY SO WE EACH GET THE SAME AMOUNT, (TEARY) BUT WE'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB.

MAYBE I CAN HELP.

LET'S START BY PUTTING ALL THE CANDY BACK IN THE MIDDLE.

I USED TO SHARE MY HALLOWEEN CANDY WITH MY BEST FRIEND... BACK WHEN SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

(SIGHS) WE DIVIDED IT UP IN ROUNDS.

THAT WAY, WE EACH GOT THE SAME.

WATCH.

ONE FOR THE MUMMY, ONE FOR ANGEL, ONE FOR THE OTHER MUMMY.

THAT'S ROUND 1.

LOOKS FAIR TO ME!

ONE MORE FOR THE MUMMY, ONE MORE FOR ANGEL, ONE MORE FOR THE OTHER MUMMY.

THAT'S ROUND TWO.

AND THE MUMMY, ANGEL, THE OTHER MUMMY.

THAT'S... ALL: ROUND THREE!

AND STILL FAIR.

ALL: ROUND 4!

ROUND FIVE!

(GASPS) WOW!

ALL: ROUND SIX!

DIGIT: AND NONE LEFTOVER!

I GOT SIX CANDIES!

ME TOO!

ME TOO!

DIGIT: PERFECTO!

NOW YOU EACH HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT.

YUP.

SIX ROUNDS!

SO YOU EACH GET SIX CANDIES.

IT'S TOTALLY FAIR, BECAUSE DIVIDING UP IN ROUNDS WORKS!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, GUYS.

THANKS!

BUZZ: SAME TO YOU.

HEY... DO YOU GUYS THINK I'M MEAN?

OH, NO!

YOU ARE QUITE POSSIBLY THE NICEST BEING I HAVE EVER MET!

JACKIE: THANKS!

SEE YA AT HALLOWEEN HHHOWWWL!

INEZ: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, MATT.

I AM NOT TRICK OR TREATING WITH JACKIE!

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

OH, WELL.

AT LEAST WE'VE GOT THE HHHOWWWL TO GO TO.

MAYOR: NOT ANYMORE!

MATT: MAYOR WOLFMAN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO HALLOWEEN HOWL?

THE HACKER HAS SEIZED MY CASTLE.

WHAT?!

HACKER'S HERE?!

I'M AFRAID SO.

AND UNLESS WE CAN GET HIM OUT OF MY CASTLE...

THE HOWL WON'T BE HOWLING TONIGHT!

GARGOYLES: (GRUMBLING) (GASPS) ALL: GARGOYLES!

GARGOYLES: (GROWLING) MATT, INEZ AND MAYOR: AAAAHHHHHH!

HACKER: (CHUCKLES) AND SO, I SIMPLY LOWERED MY PINKY THUSLY AND HAD ALL OF SYMMETRIA BOWING AT MY FEET!

ANOTHER CROSTINI?

NO THANK YOU.

ABOUT THE INTERVIEW?

PICTURE TIME!

HEE HEE!

SEND!

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, WICKED!

DINNER?!

PICTURES?!

I CAME HERE FOR AN INTERVIEW, NOT A DATE!

(GLASS SHATTERS) EXCUSE ME, ERICA.

BE RIGHT BACK.

AH, MAYOR, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

FOR THE LAST TIME, USE THE DOOR!

GET OUT OF MY CASTLE, HACKER.

NOW!

I'M AFRAID THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, MAYOR.

AND WHO ARE THESE TIRESOME TRICK OR TREATERS?

HACKER: (SHOCKED) UH!

(GASPS) THE EARTHBRATS!

GIVE THE MAYOR BACK HIS CASTLE!

YEAH!

SO THE HALLOWEEN HOWL CAN GO ON AS PLANNED!

THE ONLY PLAN THAT'S GOING TO GO ON AS PLANNED IS MY PLAN, AND I PLAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!

MATT, INEZ AND MAYOR: AHHHHHHHHH!

(ALL THREE CLUNK THROUGH THE METAL DUCTS) (GRUNTING IN PAIN) JACKIE: I'LL NEVER TALK TO INEZ AGAIN!

DIGIT: CHILL, JAX, YOU GUYS'LL WORK THIS OUT.

I KNOW YOU WILL.

IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO WORK IT OUT WHEN I'M NOT TALKING TO HER!

(SKWAK PAD RINGS) THE DIDGE, HERE.

DIDGE!

HACKER'S TAKEN OVER THE MAYOR'S CASTLE AND LOCKED US UP IN THE DUNGEON!

HOLD TIGHT, MATTY!

WE'RE ON OUR WAY!

JACKIE: EW!

EW!

AND DOUBLE EW!

WHAT ARE THOSE GUYS?

DIGIT: GARGOYLES!

HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET BY THEM?

ONLY ONE WAY... WHAT?

GARLIC!

GARLIC?

I HATE THE SMELL OF GARLIC.

SO DO THE GAROYLES!

COME ON!

DID I TELL YOU THE PIE WAS HOMEMADE?

ONLY ABOUT TEN TIMES.

CAN WE GET ON WITH THE INTERVIEW?

I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE...

DANCING!

(BEGINS TO PLAY MUSIC) MY DEAR?

WELL, IF YOU INSIST.

(GIGGLES) (CAMERA FLASHES) COMPUTER VOICE: CYBERMAIL, GORGEOUS.

WICKED: OH PUH-LEASE!

(INCREDULOUS LAUGH) DOES THAT WIG-WEARING WEIRDO THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE ME JEALOUS?

(LAUGHS) JACKIE: SO THIS OLD MAID PERSON HAS THE STINKIEST GARLIC AROUND?

YEP.

ONE WHIFF AND THE GARGOYLES WILL BE HELPLESS!

COOL!

WHERE'S THE OLD MAID?

YOU'RE STANDING ON HER.

BOTH: WHOA!

WHOA!

YOU'RE THE OLD MAID?!

YOU'RE HAVING PROBLEM WITH THAT?

NO, NO.

NO PROBLEM, MAIDY.

WE JUST NEED SOME OF YOUR SMELLIEST GARLIC!

FIRST, CLEAN THE PIGSTY!

DIGIT: I DID THAT LAST TIME I WAS HERE!

OKAY.

NOT YOU.

YOU!

ME?

CLEAN A PIGSTY?

NO WAY!

NO CLEAN, NO GARLIC.

DIDGE, I AM NOT CLEANING A PIGSTY!

FINE!

SO WE NEVER SEE MATT AND INEZ AGAIN - NOT TO MENTION THE MAYOR - AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN HOWL.

HUH.

OKAY.

I'LL CLEAN IT!

AHHHHH!

(SPLATS IN THE MUD) (PIGS GRUNT) EW!

EW!

AND DOUBLE EW!

SHEEZ!

THIS GARLIC IS REALLY STINKO!

GOOD GARLIC.

16 CLOVES.

YOU TAKE ALL.

BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET IT ALL BACK TO CASTLEBLANCA?

I'LL PASS OUT FROM THE SMELL BEFORE I GET THERE!

OLD MAID: MUST PUT SAME NUMBER OF CLOVES IN EACH JAR, OR...NO GARLIC!

I CHECK PIGSTY.

OKAY, 16 CLOVES DIVIDED EVENLY INTO 4 JARS.

HOW DO I FIGURE THIS OUT WITHOUT GETTING MY WINGS ALL SMELLY?

HOLD ON, I BET I CAN USE SOME PEBBLES TO FIGURE THIS OUT, INSTEAD OF THE REAL GARLIC.

YEAH.

16 PEBBLES FOR 16 CLOVES OF GARLIC.

I CAN DO WHAT JACKIE DID WHEN SHE DIVIDED UP THE CANDY - ROUNDS!

ONE ROUND AT A TIME 'TILL ALL THE PEBBLES ARE GONE!

ONE ROUND.

TWO ROUNDS.

THREE ROUNDS.

FOUR ROUNDS.

HEY, IT CAME OUT EVEN!

4, 8, 12, 16.

FOUR ROUNDS, SO EACH JAR GETS 4 CLOVES.

I DID IT!

FOUR JARS, 4 CLOVES EACH, WITH NONE LEFTOVER.

REMEMBER, PIGGIES, ORGANIZATION IS THE KEY.

SLOP GOES HERE.

SLOPPY SLOP THERE AND YOUR SLOPPIEST SLOP OVER THERE.

OKAY?

(SQUEALS OF DELIGHT) GOOD JOB.

YOU COME BACK?

I...

I DON'T THINK SO.

LET'S GO, JAX!

WE GOT GARGOYLES TO GARLIC!

(GROWLING) THIS BETTER WORK OR WE'RE TOAST!

(GARGOYLES GROWL) DIGIT: HOLD IT, 'GOYLES!

CARE FOR SOME GARLIC?

(DISGUSTED GASPS) ERICA: WHO KNEW YOU COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?

MAYBE OUR NEXT UM... "INTERVIEW" WE COULD CHA-CHA.

HACKER: (PANICKY) UH, D-D-D-D-DID YOU SAY NEXT?

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN) SHH!

THE WAY DOWN TO THE DUNGEON HAS TO BE IN HERE.

WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE ELSE.

(GROWLS DEVIOUSLY) SEE ANYTHING?

BOTH: YIKES!

WHOAAARRGGGHHH!

AARRGGGGHHHHHH!

OOF!

(SAPPY MUSIC) I LOVE YOUR EYES.

THEY'RE LIKE POOLS OF CRYOXIDE.

OH, YOU SAY THE DREAMIEST THINGS!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE, TOO.

YOU'RE SO...

SENSITIVE.

HACKER: HM... GARGOYLES: (BAWLING) MY, OH MY, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS.

IT'S ALREADY- SHHH!

IT'S MY FAVORITE PART, HACKY.

DI-DID YOU SAY "HACKY"?

(DEFEATED GROAN) THE HOWL USUALLY STARTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

ALL THOSE DISAPPOINTED LITTLE MONSTERS.

MATT: DON'T WORRY, MAYOR.

THERE WILL BE A HALLOWEEN HOWL.

WE'RE ON IT!

MATT'S RIGHT!

MAKE ROOM, I'VE GOTTA PACE, AND I'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE!

I'LL FIND A WAY OUT!

I WILL!

I WILL!

BOTH: (IN UNISON) THE TRAP DOOR!

OF COURSE!

MAYBE WE CAN GET OUT...

THE SAME WAY WE CAME IN!

C'MON, GUYS, GET OVER IT!

DIDGE, CAN YOU BEAK OPEN THE CHUTE?

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

(SOUND OF DRILL WHIRRING) (LOUD RUMBLING) I'M IN!

YOU FIRST, MAYOR!

INEZ: YOU NEXT, MATT.

YOUR TURN.

I CAN'T REACH IT.

YOU GO.

OH YOU FIRST.

I'LL GIVE YOU A BOOST.

YOU SURE?

I'M SURE.

GET ON!

BOTH: (IN UNISON) I'M SORRY!

HURRY!

THERE'S STILL TIME TO SAVE THE HALLOWEEN HHHOOOWWWL!

(PARTY GOERS CHATTER) EVERYONE'S HERE FOR THE HHHOWWWL.

TOO BAD IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

(FIENDISH CHUCKLE) C'MON, LET'S GO IN THE BACK WAY AND DIVVY UP THE CANDY.

THANKS, GUYS.

C'MON, LET'S EVICT HACKER!

MAYOR: WAIT!

WHAT ABOUT THE GARGOYLES?

NO BIGGIE.

WE'VE GOT GARLIC TO SCARE 'EM AWAY.

YOIKES!

OUR GARLIC'S GONE!

JACKIE: HOW DO WE KEEP THEM AWAY NOW?

WELL, ACCORDING TO THE LEGEND, THE 7 GARGOYLES OF GRISLI WILL OBEY OUR COMMANDS IF WE GIVE THEM 35 ROCK CANDIES DIVIDED EVENLY AMONG THEM.

BUT WE DON'T HAVE 35 PIECES OF ROCK CANDY!

(GASPS) HIDE!

SOMEONE'S COMIN'!

SHH!

DON'T WANNA DISTURB THE BOSS.

ME AND BUZZY ARE GONNA CHANGE COSTUMES SO WE CAN DO MORE TRICK OR TREATING!

BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

I'LL DIVIDE UP THE CANDY.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

ROCK CANDY!

(GASPS) I HAVE AN IDEA.

HI!

REMEMBER ME?

YEAH!

YOU'RE THE NICEST BEING IN CYBERSPACE!

YUP, THAT'S ME.

HM!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

BUT I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE I COULD HAVE SOME OF YOUR ROCK CANDY?

PLEASE?

TAKE IT ALL!

WE'RE GONNA DO MORE TRICK OR TREATING.

BUZZ: COME ON, HAROLD!

WE'RE READY!

BYE NICE GIRL!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

OKAY!

LET'S COUNT OUT 35 PIECES OF ROCK CANDY.

WE NEED SOME PRIVACY!

DID YOU JUST HEAR SOMETHING?

ONLY MY HEART BEATING, HACKY.

HACKER: YOU!

CHECK OUT THE CASTLE!

33, 34... 35 PIECES OF ROCK CANDY!

OKAY, BUT HOW DO WE DIVIDE IT UP SO EACH GARGOYLE GETS THE SAME AMOUNT?

(GASPS) ROUNDS!

WE CAN DO ROUNDS!

(BANGING ON THE DOOR) DIGIT: WUH-OH!

WE GOT COMPANY!

I BET WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT FASTER BY USING NUMBERS, INSTEAD OF ROUNDS OF CANDY.

LET'S TRY IT.

THERE ARE 7 GARGOYLES, SO EACH ROUND WOULD BE 7 CANDIES.

THEN WE JUST ADD SEVENS AND SEE HOW MANY SEVENS IT TAKES TO GET TO 35!

AND HURRY!

(LOUD BANG) (GROWLS) SEVEN PLUS SEVEN IS 14; PLUS 7 IS 21; PLUS 7 IS 28; PLUS 7 IS 35!

SO HOW MANY SEVENS IN 35?

1-2-3-4... 5!

WAY TO GO, WOLFIE!

FIVE CANDIES FOR EACH GARGOYLE.

(JINGLING ON THE DOOR) (DOOR BANGS OPEN) (GROWLING) HOLD IT, GOYLES!

ROCK CANDY FOR ALL.

CHOW DOWN!

(HAPPY GROWLS) AH HA!

TRIED TO ESCAPE, DID YOU?

KIDS: HACKER!

WHAT'S GOING ON, HACKY?

JUST A MOMENTARY INTERRUPTION, MY DEAR.

RETURN THEM TO THE DUNGEON!

(FEROCIOUS EATING) DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

LOCK 'EM UP!

THEY OBEY OUR COMMANDS NOW, HACKER.

(LAUGHS DERISIVELY) OH, PLEASE!

YOU DON'T REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?

OKAY, HACKER, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

GARGOYLES, REMOVE HACKER FROM THE MAYOR'S CASTLE... NOW!

(FEROCIOUS GROWLING) AHH!

LET ME DOWN, YOU GROTESQUE GARGOYLES!

HEY!

YOU SAID THIS WAS YOUR CASTLE!

SO, I LIED!

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

AND YOU... CAN I HAVE AN INTERVIEW?

HACKER: AAGHHHHHH!

(GLASS SHATTERS) HACKER: PUT ME DOWN!

(PARTY MUSIC) HERE JACKIE, I WANT YOU TO READ THIS.

NO, INEZ, I SHOULD NEVER HAVE READ YOUR DIARY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

PLEASE?

YOU NEED TO FINISH WHAT YOU WERE READING.

"JACKIE IS SO MEAN... INGFUL TO ME."

MEANINGFUL!

NOT MEAN?

DEFINITELY NOT MEAN!

(CHUCKLES) HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BEST FRIEND!

MATT: THIS IS THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER!

YEP, AND IT'S TIME TO...

BOTH: HHHOOOWWWL!

EVERYONE: (HOWLS) I'M SO GLAD WE GOT THE NIGHT OFF!

YEAH, ME TOO, DEEDEE.

BOTH: (HOWL) HACKER: YOU MANGY MONSTERS!

YOU... WICKED!

SAVE ME!

SORRY, HACKY, I'M OFF TO THE HALLOWEEN HOWL.

OH, SAY HELLO TO MY DATE.

(CHARMING CHUCKLE) PRINCE CHARMING?

TA-TA, HACKY.

MY BEST TO ERICA!

(CACKLES) HACKER: (GRUNTING) LET GO OF ME, YOU OVERSIZED LAWN ORNAMENTS!

STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

IT'S CYBERCHASE FOR REAL.

TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR.

YES, IT'S HALLOWEEN, BUT IT'S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY, AND THIS YEAR IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST EVER!

NOW THAT I'M ALL GROWN UP, NO MORE TRICK OR TREATING.

INSTEAD IT'S DINNER AND DANCING WITH MY BOYFRIEND.

GIRL: BIANCA, HOW DO I LOOK?

I'M A CUPCAKE.

BIANCA WHAT ABOUT ME?

I'M AN ICE CREAM CONE.

YOU GUYS LOOK CUTE, BUT DON'T I LOOK FABULOUS?

I'M WATCHING THEM 'TIL MY MOM GETS HOME AT 5:00.

BIANCA, MAY I PLEASE LOOK IN THE MIRROR?

SURE.

YOUNGER GIRL: HEY, I CAN'T SEE!

(PHONE RINGS) WILL YOU GET THAT?

(PHONE RINGS) HELLO?

HI MOMMY.

OKAY, JUST A MINUTE.

HI, PEGGY.

YOUR FLIGHT WAS DELAYED?

OH NO!

I MEAN NO PROBLEM.

OF COURSE I'LL TAKE THEM TRICK OR TREATING.

OKAY, SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

(UPSET SIGH) (FRUSTRATED GROAN) I WANTED TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH YOU TONIGHT.

(SIGHS) OKAY.

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

BYE.

(GROANS) GIRLS: TICK OR TREAT?!

THANK YOU.

KIDS: (SINGING HAPPILY) KIDS: TRICK OR TREAT?!

THANK YOU.

(HAPPY CHATTER) GIRLS: TRICK OR TREAT?!

WHOA!

(GIRLS LAUGH) I FEEL BAD THAT BIANCA ISN'T HAVING A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE OF US.

I KNOW HOW WE CAN MAKE HER BIRTHDAY HAPPY!

LET'S SHARE OUR CANDY WITH HER.

A BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF CANDY.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

(PLASTIC WRAPPERS CRINKLE) I'VE GOT 12.

I'VE GOT 12 TOO.

TWENTY-FOUR CANDY BARS FOR THREE PEOPLE.

HOW DO WE DIVIDE THEM SO EACH PERSON GETS THE SAME AMOUNT?

HMM...

THIS IS THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!

OLDER GIRL: LET'S TRY GIVING EACH OF US 3 AT A TIME.

THREE FOR BIANCA, THREE FOR YOU, AND THREE FOR ME.

THREE FOR BIANCA...

YOUNGER GIRL: THREE FOR ME, AND THREE FOR YOU.

THERE ARE ONLY A FEW LEFT NOW.

WE DON'T WE TRY GIVING JUST ONE TO EACH OF US.

ONE FOR BIANCA, ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR ME.

ONE FOR BIANCA, ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR YOU.

HOW MANY DID WE EACH GET?

OLDER GIRL: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

WE EACH GET 8 CANDY BARS.

(UPSET EXHALE) SOME BIRTHDAY!

NOT EVEN ONE PRESENT.

BIANCA, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

BOTH: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WE'RE SORRY THAT WE RUINED YOUR BIRTHDAY PLANS.

THANK YOU!

I AM REALLY TOUCHED.

YOU GUYS ARE AS SWEET AS THIS PRESENT.

I'M SORRY I WAS SO CRABBY TONIGHT.

BUT... MAY I PLEASE TRADE THIS LICORICE FOR CHOCOLATE?

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